I had a look at nursery services for you. unexpectedly it's under agricultures purview, but i reckon you wee tykes thrive on fucking round in the mud anyway innit?
bathtimes are automated mists. you should check it out
[as promised, here is the big fight!! han had to wait to get enough people in, but the more they got self righteous the more that he wanted to just pad the pool.
they're off! there's dirt covering a circle of an undisclosed location with two roombas ready to fight to the death. saw head moves in a circle, trying to find shoots first before a saw on its head gets activated. shoots first follows suit, trying to use its targeting systems (it doesn't have targeting systems) before shooting goo at it.
they circle around each other for a bit before you can see a boot appear to knock shoots first back in the ring just in time to shoot a laser right at the boot and you hear a - ]
SHOOT THE ROOMBA NOT MY FOOT ARGH
[thankfully it jumped out of the way. saw head turns around, sawing shoots first's right side off.
well, there you have it. SAW HEAD WINS. soon after, you're going to receive a text:]
YOU WON. THERE WILL BE A ROOMBA COMING TO YOUR DOOR AT 0000. DO NOT MAKE A SCENE. PICK UP YOUR WINNINGS.
text; backdated to just after the last jump because i'm so slow
[ Kate has been staring at her comm for a while now, trying to decide what to say. There wasn't much time between the incident and the jump and she was pretty out of it for much of that, but now she has no excuse for putting off getting in touch with Peter. She's not exactly eager to talk about what happened, but it's starting to get impolite. Time to bite the bullet. ]
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bathtimes are automated mists. you should check it out
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they're off! there's dirt covering a circle of an undisclosed location with two roombas ready to fight to the death. saw head moves in a circle, trying to find shoots first before a saw on its head gets activated. shoots first follows suit, trying to use its targeting systems (it doesn't have targeting systems) before shooting goo at it.
they circle around each other for a bit before you can see a boot appear to knock shoots first back in the ring just in time to shoot a laser right at the boot and you hear a - ]
SHOOT THE ROOMBA NOT MY FOOT ARGH
[thankfully it jumped out of the way. saw head turns around, sawing shoots first's right side off.
well, there you have it. SAW HEAD WINS. soon after, you're going to receive a text:]
YOU WON. THERE WILL BE A ROOMBA COMING TO YOUR DOOR AT 0000. DO NOT MAKE A SCENE. PICK UP YOUR WINNINGS.
text; backdated to just after the last jump because i'm so slow
Hey. [ Nailed it. ]
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